Curried Chicken Salad, My Way

And now, its time for another episode of Billy's Confessions


Confession: I hate mayonnaise. Hate. With the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.

Its gross. Every time I see it, I recall the remnants of liposuction from some Discovery Health Channel special.




Now that you've completely lost your appetite, I have a solution!

I make my chicken salad using my absolute favorite condiment: sour cream.

Tangy, luscious sour cream. Oh how I love thee. When it gets warmer, I will attempt to make sour cream ice cream. Really. But for now, on to the chicken salad!

"Dry" ingredients:

• 2 cups poached chicken, chopped into small pieces (N.B.: this is a great way to use the chicken left over from making my chicken stock recipe!)
• 1 cup grapes, halved (you can use red or green, depending on preference. I prefer the taste of green, but red looks better.)
• 2 scallions, chopped (white and light green parts only)
• 1/4 cup jarred roasted red peppers, drained and chopped

"Wet" Ingredients:

• 1 cup sour cream or low-fat sour cream
• 1/2 cup plain greek yogurt
• 2 tsp garlic powder
• 1 Tbsp curry powder
• 1 tsp tumeric
• 2 tsp black pepper
• 1 or 2 tsp salt, depending on your taste

1. Combine all "wet" ingredients in small bowl. Mix thoroughly. Taste. Adjust seasoning as needed.
2. Toss "dry" ingredients together in larger bowl.
3. Pour wet ingredients into dry ingredients and mix gently but thoroughly.
4. Serve in a pita, on a bed of lettuce, or just munch with a fork!
   

Thinking Outside the Box: Chicken Stock, From Scratch!

Confession: I want to be Ina Garten.

Ostentatious fake title... Gorgeous home in a playground for the rich and famous... Appreciative husband named Geoffrey coming home to delight in my culinary ministrations every evening...

I could be the Grand Duke of Flip Flops.

I watch her show on the Food Network and drool. I read her cook books and drool. I make her recipes and drool.

Perhaps I have a drooling problem.

Nope, I don't. It is just Ina. Everything is that good.

And she always has quarts and quarts of home-made chicken stock on hand. Its thick and gelatinous out of the fridge, and gets all hot and bubbly when heated. Oh, what a life!

But wait... I am not the Grand Duke of Flip Flops. I do not live in a gorgeous home in the Hamptons. I don't have an appreciative husband named Geoffrey. At best, I have a surly brother named Jim.

And I don't have time to make stock, nor do I have the storage space to always have it around.

But sometimes... the urge to stock strikes, and I can't help myself.

Behold, the stockpot: Shining, shimmering, splendid...

So, when that urge strikes, here's how I do it.

• 1 large stock pot (mine is about 15 quarts)
• 3 roasting chickens (older than fryers; older chickens have more flavor)
• 3 stalks celery, halved to make 6 short pieces
• 2 large onions, halved
• 3 large carrots, halved (washed, not peeled)
• 2 Tbsp black peppercorns
• 1 head garlic, halved along the equator
• 15-20 sprigs thyme
• 10 sprigs rosemary
• 10 sage leaves

1. Put all ingredients into stockpot.
2. Fill with water, making sure to leave at least 3 inches between top of water and top of pot.
3. Place over medium-low heat. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to simmer, and apply lid.
4. Let simmer for 2 hours with lid in place. Remove lid, scrape any foam off the top, and let simmer, uncovered, for another 2 hours. Remove from heat.
5. Remove as many of the large solids as you can using tongs or a slotted spoon.
6. Strain the liquid through a fine mesh and into another pot. Note: You will be lifting and pouring a significant amount of very hot liquid. Be careful! Discard the solids (the chicken could be used for making chicken salad, if you like).
7. Let cool, portion into quart-sized containers, and refrigerate for up to 2 weeks or freeze for up to 6 months.
8. Wander around your Hamptons home. Have a gin and tonic. Call for Geoffrey.
   

Note: You will notice that I did not salt my stock. I prefer to salt the final application, not the stock.

The Best Chicken Soup

So, I learned almost everything I know about cooking from my mother. She is a fantastic cook. Brilliant, even.

However, when we're making chicken soup, the rest of the family wants me to make it.

This soup is fantastic, and it couldn't be easier. You can use whatever chicken you have around. If you have a whole chicken lying about, FANTASTIC! Pop that sucker in some broth and water and cook until it falls apart, then strain the bones out of the liquid and make your soup. Have no chicken around and want a shortcut? Buy a rotisserie chicken, "disassemble", and use that.

In my house, we usually have boneless, skinless chicken breasts. These are the culinary equivalent of linoleum flooring: functional. Not pretty, not drool-inducing... Functional. But they still work, because of all the other delicious little things that get thrown into this soup!

• 4 large boneless skinless chicken breasts, chopped into bite-sized cubes
• 2 large onions, chopped
• 4 stalks celery, chopped
• 3 cups carrots, chopped
• 1 1/2 cups frozen peas
• 1 1/2 cups corn, either fresh or frozen
• 1 box frozen chopped spinach
• 1 large (28oz) can diced tomatos
• 3 Tbsp. dijon mustard
  
• 1 cup white wine
• 2 bottles amber beer (Sam Adams, Killians, or anything you like)
• 6 cups chicken broth or stock
  
• 2 cloves garlic, chopped
  
• 1 Tbsp. thyme leaves
  
• 1 Tbsp. rosemary leaves
  
• 2 Tbsp. tumeric (yes really)
• 3 Tbsp. olive oil
• Salt and pepper, to taste
  

1. Place olive oil, onions, carrots,and celery in a large soup or stock pot and saute until softened, ~5 minutes.
2. Add chicken and cook until chicken is at least partially cooked, ~5 minutes.
3. Add garlic, saute 1 minute.
4. Add thyme and rosemary.
   
5. Add wine and stir to deglaze the pot. Stir in mustard. Bring to a boil.
6. Once boiling, pour in 1 beer, chicken broth/stock, and tomatoes (including their juice).
7. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. Drink the other beer, you've earned it.
8. Simmer for 20 minutes.
9. Add peas, corn, and spinach; return to a gentle boil.
10. Add tumeric. The soup should turn a pleasant yellow color. Add salt and pepper to taste, and serve.